Peculiar Scene

I was taking a nice little jog down the beach a few days ago after a long night out on the piss when I witnessed something that I had never seen before. I wasn't paying attention to much as I had Jacko blairing on my ipod which keeps my pace at an all time high and keeps me in the zone, but it was a Saturday so there was a decent amount of people out and about. Kids frolocking in the water. Surfers trying to find their break. Sand castles getting destroyed by young scalliwags. All the normal stuff you would expect to see at the beach on a gorgeous Saturday in the summer. Thats about the time I look up near the dunes at an usually large gathering of people. Mostly families. I don't think too much of it until I realize that ole Saint Nick is the band leader and the jolly bastard has a kid sitting on his lap reciting a list christmas presents . Santa at the beach, red nose and all! Only it wasn't red from the cold, but from the sun burn. I knew it was going to be warm here, but it just never dawned on me that I would ever see Santa Claus at the beach. It completely blew my mind! Who would have thought...