How much do I love unemployment?

A whole hell of a lot! Its fantastic, I haven't slept this good in months. I can finally completely embrace the beach bum life style - and what a life style it is. For instance, yesterday I woke up about noon and strolled down to the beach for a bit of sun. When the sun got too hot I would mosey on down to the water for an attempt at surfing which usually ended in just a paddle. Then lay on the beach for a bit longer. When I would get hunger, I'd eat and thirsty, I'd drink. Unfortunately it will probably only last a couple more days. Until that day comes, I plan to continue enjoying the ultra cruisey life style!